5 Shocking Revelations About Bert Kreischer's Daughters, Georgia And Ila (Ages 20 & 18)
Comedian Bert Kreischer’s family life is just as much a part of his brand as his shirtless stand-up and legendary party stories. As of December 20, 2025, his two daughters, Georgia and Ila Kreischer, are no longer the little girls he jokes about; they are now young adults navigating college and life in the spotlight. Their transition into adulthood has led to some of the most surprising and heartfelt material the comedian has ever shared, offering a raw, unvarnished look at fatherhood.
The lives of Georgia and Ila Kreischer are often the muse for the man known as "The Machine," but they also lead their own increasingly public lives. From college campuses to accidental, controversial text messages, here is the most current and fresh information on Bert Kreischer’s two kids, including their current ages and how they are shaping his massive comedy empire.
Bert Kreischer: Complete Biographical Profile
Albert Charles Kreischer Jr., universally known as Bert Kreischer, is one of the highest-grossing stand-up comedians and podcasters in the world. His career is defined by his high-energy, storytelling style, often performed shirtless, and his ability to turn personal chaos into comedic gold.
- Full Name: Albert Charles Kreischer Jr.
- Born: November 3, 1972 (Age 53 as of late 2025)
- Birthplace: St. Petersburg, Florida, U.S.
- Wife: LeeAnn Kreischer (married since December 2003)
- Children: Georgia Kreischer and Ila Kreischer
- Education: Florida State University (FSU). His time at FSU led to his famous 1997 profile in Rolling Stone, which dubbed him the "Number One Partier in the Nation."
- Career Highlights: Stand-up comedy specials (Netflix's The Machine, Secret Time, Hey Big Boy), Podcaster (Bertcast, 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura), Reality TV Host (The Cabin, The Binge), and the 2023 movie The Machine, based on his most famous story.
- Current Tour: The "Permission To Party World Tour," which has been extended with dates into 2026 due to popular demand.
The Kreischer Kids: Georgia (20) and Ila (18) in 2025
Bert and his wife, LeeAnn Kreischer (host of the Wife of the Party podcast), share two daughters, Georgia and Ila. The girls have grown up in the public eye, often featuring in their parents' comedy routines and podcasts, providing a constant source of new material for their father’s act. The age difference between the two is three years.
1. Georgia Kreischer: The College Student
As of the most recent updates in late 2025, Georgia Kreischer is the older of the two daughters. She is approximately 20 years old and has fully transitioned into college life.
- Age: 20 years old (as of late 2025)
- Education: She is an undergraduate student at the University of Oregon.
- Life Update: Georgia’s college journey has been a frequent topic on the Bertcast and Wife of the Party podcasts, with Bert often discussing the challenges of letting his oldest daughter gain independence. Her life away from home is a central theme in his recent stand-up, where he grapples with being an "overly-protective father."
2. Ila Kreischer: The High School Graduate
Ila Kreischer is the younger daughter and has reached a major milestone in 2025. She is approximately 18 years old and has recently finished high school.
- Age: 18 years old (as of late 2025)
- Life Update: Ila's life has been more tumultuous and public, particularly regarding an incident that occurred when she was younger. However, her current focus is on her transition to college and her future career path, which her parents are very protective of.
3. The Accidental "Rehab" Text That Went Viral
One of the most recent and talked-about moments involving the Kreischer family occurred when Bert shared a hysterical—and heartbreaking—mistake he made with a text message.
Bert Kreischer revealed that he had received a text from a friend who was in a rehabilitation facility. He intended to send a supportive message to this friend, but in a moment of distraction, he accidentally sent the text to one of his daughters instead.
The text was a supportive message referencing rehab, which naturally caused confusion and a moment of panic for his daughter when she received it. Bert’s ability to turn this private moment of parental chaos into a public, relatable comedy bit highlights how his daughters truly serve as his "muses" for material.
4. The Past DUI and Marijuana Incidents
The Kreischer family has been transparent about the struggles of raising teenagers, which has included some difficult public moments. In 2023, Ila Kreischer was involved in an incident that led to her arrest for allegedly driving under the influence (DUI) and possession of marijuana.
This event was openly discussed by Bert and LeeAnn, who used their platforms to talk about the consequences and the harsh realities of the justice system. The incident provided a rare look at the family’s vulnerability and the challenges of parenting children in the public eye. Bert has also publicly discussed finding out his daughter was smoking marijuana while he was away, a topic he has been careful to handle with a mix of comedy and genuine parental concern.
The family’s candidness about these sensitive topics is part of what resonates with their audience, establishing a deep, albeit sometimes controversial, connection that goes beyond stand-up.
5. How The Kids Shape 'The Machine' and His Career
The daughters are not just subjects of Bert’s jokes; they are active participants in his career. Bert Kreischer's entire brand has shifted from "The Number One Partier in the Nation" to a dedicated, albeit flawed, family man. This evolution is directly tied to Georgia and Ila.
- Inspiration for Specials: A significant portion of Bert’s recent specials and the movie The Machine focuses on his life as a father and husband, proving that his family is the core of his current comedic identity.
- Family Business: Bert’s career is a true family affair. LeeAnn Kreischer is a successful podcaster in her own right, and the girls have made appearances on their parents' shows, offering their own perspectives on their unusual upbringing.
- The Future: As Georgia and Ila navigate their early twenties, their experiences—college life, relationships, and finding their own paths—will undoubtedly continue to be the freshest and most current source of material for Bert Kreischer’s comedy, ensuring his content remains relatable and constantly updated.
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