The Secret Life Of Tom Segura's Sons: 5 Hilarious Truths Revealed By The Comedian
Tom Segura's two sons, Ellis and Julian, are the unseen, yet constantly hilarious, muses for one of the world's biggest touring comedians. As of December 2025, the children of Tom Segura and fellow comedian Christina Pazsitzky are growing up fast, providing their parents with endless material for their stand-up specials and the massively popular *Your Mom's House* podcast. This deep dive reveals the latest details on the Segura boys, their current ages, and the funniest stories their dad has shared in his most recent work, including his 2025 "Come Together" tour.
The comedy power couple is notoriously protective of their children's privacy, but the raw, unfiltered anecdotes they share offer a unique, fresh look into their family life. From their obsession with video games to their "master of destruction" tendencies, the Segura household is anything but "Completely Normal."
Tom Segura: Complete Biographical Profile
Thomas Weston Segura is an American stand-up comedian, writer, actor, and podcaster known for his dark, observational, and often self-deprecating humor. He is one half of the comedy empire YMH Studios.
- Full Name: Thomas Weston Segura
- Date of Birth: April 16, 1979
- Current Age (Dec 2025): 46
- Birthplace: Cincinnati, Ohio, U.S.
- Spouse: Christina Pazsitzky (m. 2008)
- Children: Two sons, Ellis and Julian
- Key Podcasts: *Your Mom’s House* (with Christina Pazsitzky), *2 Bears, 1 Cave* (with Bert Kreischer)
- Netflix Specials: *Sledgehammer* (2023), *Ball Hog* (2020), *Disgraceful* (2018), *Mostly Stories* (2016), *Completely Normal*
- Current Tour: "Come Together" Global Stand-Up Comedy Tour (2025)
- Other Works: Netflix dark comedy series *Bad Thoughts* (writer/producer)
Ellis and Julian Segura: The Comedian's Two "Legends"
Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky have built their brand on sharing the honest, often disgusting, realities of life, and fatherhood is no exception. Their two sons are the source of some of their most quoted material, often referred to as their "little legends."
Ellis Segura: The Eldest Son and Budding Comedian
- Birth Year: 2016
- Current Age (Dec 2025): 9 years old
- Personality: Ellis is the older brother, often portrayed in his father's stories as having a unique, high-pitched voice and a slightly unsettling sense of humor. Tom Segura frequently performs impressions of "The Kid" on the *Your Mom's House* podcast, which has become a fan-favorite running gag.
- Latest Anecdotes: Recent mentions on the podcast, even in late 2024 and 2025, often revolve around his intense focus on gaming, particularly *Roblox*, a common point of contention and comedy for the touring dad.
Julian Segura: The Youngest Son and "Master of Destruction"
- Birth Year: 2018
- Current Age (Dec 2025): 7 years old
- Personality: Julian is often the subject of stories detailing pure, unadulterated chaos. His father has affectionately, and hysterically, referred to his youngest son as a "Psycho" and one of the "Masters of Destruction" for his ability to cause mayhem and his surprisingly dark, childlike observations.
- Stand-Up Material: Julian’s early childhood antics were featured prominently in Tom's 2023 Netflix special, *Sledgehammer*, where he jokes about the bizarre and sometimes concerning things his young son says and does, proving that no family moment is off-limits for the stage.
5 Hilarious Truths About Life with the Segura Boys
The true depth of the Segura boys' impact on their parents' comedy is best understood through the specific, recurring themes that appear in their stand-up and podcasts. These five truths are the core of the family's comedic goldmine:
1. The "Kid Voice" is an International Phenomenon
Tom Segura's exaggerated, high-pitched impression of his older son, Ellis, is one of the most recognizable soundbites in podcasting. It’s a key piece of IP for YMH Studios. While fans have often wondered how accurate the voice is, it serves as a hilarious shorthand for the comedian to convey the often-nonsensical, yet demanding, nature of his children's requests. This impression has been a staple in his material for years, transcending the podcast to appear in his live shows.
2. They Are the Reason for the "No Babies at the Movies" Rule
In his special *Mostly Stories*, and in numerous podcast episodes, Tom Segura has a famous bit about the worst people in the world—and often, it’s parents who bring their babies to inappropriate places. This biting observational humor is, ironically, a direct result of his own struggles with parenting young children. The sheer volume of chaos Ellis and Julian bring into his life has fueled his material on the general annoyance of children in public spaces, a classic example of a comedian turning personal frustration into universal comedy.
3. The Kids Inspire the Darkest Comedy
The Segura family's humor is dark, and the children often unknowingly contribute to it. Stories of the boys' strange, sometimes morbid, questions or their complete lack of social filter are frequently shared. This is the "fresh" angle that keeps the material unique: it’s not just "kids say the darndest things," but "kids say the most disturbing things that only a comic like Tom Segura can appreciate." The children's innocence allows them to bypass social norms, creating material that is both shocking and hilarious to his audience.
4. They Are the Unofficial Co-Hosts of *Your Mom's House*
While they never appear on camera, Ellis and Julian are the unofficial co-hosts of *Your Mom's House*. Every major life event, from Tom's significant weight loss journey after breaking his leg to Christina Pazsitzky's tour dates, is framed through the lens of how it affects the children. The couple's move to Austin, Texas, and their subsequent discussions about the challenges of finding the right schools and activities for their boys, are a constant, relatable thread that grounds the podcast's more extreme content.
5. Their Privacy is a Priority, Despite the Fame
Despite being the subject of countless jokes, Tom and Christina have made a conscious effort to keep their sons out of the public limelight. They rarely post pictures of their faces on social media and do not use their real names in their stand-up specials without careful consideration. This balance—using the *experience* of fatherhood for comedy while protecting the *individuals*—is a key part of their brand's integrity, allowing them to maintain topical authority while respecting their children's right to a normal childhood.
The Future of the Segura Comedy Dynasty
As Ellis (9) and Julian (7) continue to grow, the material they provide for their parents will naturally evolve. The shift from stories about toddlers to anecdotes about pre-teens and their social lives, school, and emerging personalities will keep Tom Segura’s stand-up and podcasts fresh for years to come. Fans attending his 2025 "Come Together" tour can expect the latest updates on the boys' "masters of destruction" antics, proving that the most valuable commodity in comedy is the chaos of family life.
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